BIG RULE. BIG MORAL — Like an Upside Down Lawnmower

Never go to 7-11 and
place your crappy, freshly microwaved
"Owen's SnackWich Sausage, Egg & Cheese Biscuit"
in the same plastic sack as your crsppy, frozen
"Snicker's Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich"
and drive home
expecting everything to work out.

Because it won't.

The biscuit will melt the ice cream.