Another Nightmare for the List — Like an Upside Down Lawnmower

I opened a bag of cat food today to find it FILLED to the brim with roaches. It was like a sea of festering, crispy pecans boiling and rolling in utter desperation. I couldn't see the top of the chow. And when they came charging over the lip of the sack, I dropped it, and they fanned across the ground like grass seed. Abdomens and thoraxes crunched under my soles like dead leaves.

Just another nightmare for the list.