High Thread Count

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I don't understand high thread count sheets.
Recently, I bought a luxurious high thread count sheet at Target
to see what it was all about.

I thought I was in for the RIDE OF A LIFETIME.

But it wasn't anything close to that.

It was just a stupid sheet.

And it's kind of stiff.

I thought high thread count sheets were supposed to be the softest
customers around.

Well, they're not.
They're not special AT ALL.
They're just expensive
and stiff.

I'm gonna stick to my cotton jersey sheets, washed weekly
in a gallon of fabric softener.

And I'll never vote for high thread count sheets again.

YOU HEAR ME HIGH THREAD COUNT SHEETS???
I'M SICK OF YOUR HIGH FALUTIN' WAYS!!
YOU'RE ALL TALK! ALL TALK AND NO ACTION!
YOU AND I ARE FINISHED!